June 25, 2006
Pick My Next Job!!
OH my DOG! Could we PLEEZE have a little fun around here! Jeez!
So tomorrow I begin my last week at Legal Aid. As you may recall, I did not have a job before I came to Legal Aid, and it would be okay with me if I did not have a job after I leave Legal Aid. I do have two candidates to run mullinsforkids dot com, and some freelancing opportunities. And I might just want to lie around and write random stuff, like jingles for swamp buggy operators.
On the other hand, there are these tasty little morsels:
DESK TOP PUBLISHING Corporate training developer is seeking a highly motivated person who is proficient in Microsoft Office and has familiarity with Adobe In Design, Page Maker or Quark Xpress and be willing to learn the use of In Design to assist the Desk Top Publishing Department, comprised of design and development sections, to produce materials for corporate clients insuring the materials consistently convey a sense of quality and professionalism.
(That seems insignificant enough. Not that I'm feeling highly motivated. Mostly, I feel like a bruised peach. I really would rather be handled gently and loved unconditionally. Like if you treat me really, super extra special, absolutely all the time, I might feel average. Like that.)
or
Liaison between the XXXX fire dept. and public for education, community relations and public information, when assigned. Responsibilities include formulating and implementing educational programs, and developing and presenting public awareness programs. Assoc. required; Bach. Degree in Journalism, Public Relations or Education preferred.
(Who doesn't want to work for the Fire Department, for cry eye! Everybody loves the Fire Department. They're the GOOD guys! )
or
Director of Window Treatments. Outreach and marketing of our new window treatments department; requires outgoing, creative individual who enjoys working with people, sales, advertising and presentation work. Design experience a plus but not required for right personality.
(Is that for real? Director of Window Treatments? Shouldn't "design" experience be mandatory? What is it, like if somebody is cute and peppy enough to make people feel good, they can peddle any kind of rag draped over the glass? God, that's almost meaningless enough to work...!)
It would probably be poor form to correct the spelling and grammar in their ads, huh?
Posted by ae at June 25, 2006 8:59 PM